Amusing Musings

Some people collect figurines or art. The thing I collect most is well, to be honest, dust. But after that, I collect these funny sayings that I keep around my house. Many of them I have gotten as gifts from my children… sort of says something, doesn’t it? 🙂

  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again? (This was a Christmas gift from my daughter. She knows me!)
  • Love may make the world go ‘round, but it’s not a substitute for sleep
  • When life hands you lemons, make a lemon drop martini
  • “I’m not offended by dumb blond jokes. I know that I’m not dumb. I also know that I’m not blond.” Dolly Parton
  • Good friends are like bras, supportive, never leave you hanging, make you look good, and always close to your heart
  • I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
  • “I wish our family could stop trying to pretend we’re normal.” Trever Graves, age 10
  • If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother
  • Martha Stewart doesn’t live here
  • The only thing I make for dinner is reservations